Don't Commend Me!

Don't Commend Me! - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Eek, A Penis! (Season 12, Episode 5)

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Clips from the same episode "Eek, A Penis!"

How Do I Reach These Kids? - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

How Do I Reach These Kids?

Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.

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Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez

Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.

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I Misinterpreted the Rules - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

I Misinterpreted the Rules

The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.

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What's the Score, Jefe? - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

What's the Score, Jefe?

A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.

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Who's Teacher Now! - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Who's Teacher Now!

Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.

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Amazing Test Scores - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Amazing Test Scores

The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.

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Boys, Have You Seen My Penis - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Boys, Have You Seen My Penis

Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.

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Eek! - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Eek!

Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.

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I Deserve a Penis! - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

I Deserve a Penis!

Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.

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Moonlight Duet - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Moonlight Duet

The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.

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How White Girls Cheat - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

How White Girls Cheat

One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.

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As Seen on TV - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

As Seen on TV

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.

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Its My Penis - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Its My Penis

Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.

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My Penis Looks Great - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

My Penis Looks Great

Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.

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I Think That's Teachers Penis - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

I Think That's Teachers Penis

Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.

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Happy Endings - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Happy Endings

Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.

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You're Not My Penis - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

You're Not My Penis

Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.

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Long Whiskers, or Short? - Season 12 Episode 5 - South Park

Long Whiskers, or Short?

Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.

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