Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Aired at August 12, 1997 · Season 1 · Episode 1

When Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman wait for the school bus, Cartman says he has dreamed that he was kidnapped by aliens who gave him an anal probe. The others try to convince him that this actually happened, but Cartman says he really just wanted to scare them and says it was just a dream. Chef drives by in his car and asks if they have seen a spaceship , thereby unknowingly confirming Cartman's "dream". After Chef drives away, the school bus drives up, driven by Mrs. Crabtree - a scary-looking, hard-talking, middle-aged woman who constantly shouts at the kids to sit and shut up. When the bus drives off, Kyle looks outside and sees that two aliens are holding his brother Ike.


Clips from episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"

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People Train - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

People Train

South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.

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Inside Out Cows - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Inside Out Cows

Something funny is going on in South Park, and cattle are turning inside-out.

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Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise

Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.

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I Love to Singa - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

I Love to Singa

The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.

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Flaming Gas - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Flaming Gas

Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother ...

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Alien Abduction - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Alien Abduction

Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.

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Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device

Kyle tries to devise a way to ditch school and save his little brother. Chef sings a song to cheer u...

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No Kitty - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

No Kitty

Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan

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Moo Moo Moo - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Moo Moo Moo

Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them...

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80-Foot Satellite - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

80-Foot Satellite

Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from...

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Aliens Kill Kenny - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Aliens Kill Kenny

Aliens kill Kenny, but Cartman is still in denial.

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Under Alien Control - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Under Alien Control

Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him ...

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Kick the Baby - Season 1 Episode 1 - South Park

Kick the Baby

Kyle won't let Ike go to school with him and Cartman has a nightmare about being probed by aliens.

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