Cartman Sucks

Cartman Sucks - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Aired at March 13, 2007 · Season 11 · Episode 2

This episode opens with a scene in which Cartman shows his friends several derogatory photos of a sleeping Butters Stotch. Later, Cartman proudly displays a photo of him with Butters' penis in his mouth, assuming it would make Butters look gay. The boys, bewildered and disgusted, say that this action is not an indication of Butters' sexual orientation, but of his own. Cartman begs for advice to undo his action, to which Kyle Broflovski responds sarcastically by saying that he can reverse it by what he calls "gay polarity": by putting his penis in Butters' mouth.


Clips from episode "Cartman Sucks"

Below you will find 16 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.

The Phone Call - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

The Phone Call

After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first.

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Bradley Is Missing - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Bradley Is Missing

Butters gets in trouble after Bradley runs away to commit suicide.

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Show and Tell - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Show and Tell

Cartman starts show and tell with a few of his favorite artsy photographs.

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Contraband Found - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Contraband Found

Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about a 1979 Sears men's underwear catalogue found ...

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Impure Thoughts - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Impure Thoughts

Bradley becomes suicidal after confessing his romantic feelings for Butters.

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Photo is Missing - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Photo is Missing

Cartman screams at Kyle for stealing the picture of him with his penis in Butters' mouth.

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Cartman Goes to Police - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Cartman Goes to Police

Cartman is forced to give an uncomfortable description of the picture to the police when he tries to...

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Cartman Shows Picture - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Cartman Shows Picture

Cartman shows the incriminating picture to the entire class, just before getting a message from his ...

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Pastor Phillips' Sermon - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Pastor Phillips' Sermon

Pastor Phillips gives an unconvincing sermon about how he is cured of being gay.

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Butters' Speech - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Butters' Speech

Butters gives an impassioned speech and convinces Bradley not to jump from the bridge.

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Priest Maxi Councils Butters - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Priest Maxi Councils Butters

Priest Maxi Tells Butters about a camp for Bi-Curious boys, while Cartman tries to get the other boy...

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Gay Polarity - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Gay Polarity

After Cartman learns the new photo of his wiener in Butters' mouth makes him gay, Kyle explains how ...

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Cartman Tells Mom - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Cartman Tells Mom

Cartman tells his mom about the picture in hopes she can help him get it back.

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Butters Arrives at Camp - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Butters Arrives at Camp

Butters arrives at Camp New Grace and meets his accountabilibuddy.

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Butters' Surprise - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Butters' Surprise

Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.

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Photo Album - Season 11 Episode 2 - South Park

Photo Album

Cartman shows off his photo album with all of the gross things he's done to Butters while he slept.

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