Coffee and Secrets
Garrison makes coffee as the Mexican spies return with Xerxes' secret. Xerxes demands to speak with ...
D-Yikes!
Aired at April 10, 2007 · Season 11 · Episode 6
Garisson storms into the classroom and screams because her husband dumped her. She is angry and therefore instructs every boy in the class to read Ernest Hemingway's book "The Old Man and the Sea" in one weekend and write a report about it. Cartman, Kyle, Kenny and Stan instruct some Mexicans to read the book and do the work for them.
Clips from episode "D-Yikes!"
Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.
Lesbians At City Hall
Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor's support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it.
A New Friend
Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
Dyke Fight
Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
Rauf Xerxes
The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.
Mexican Spies
Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and...
Weekend Homework
Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and t...
The Battle
The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
Garrison's a Lesbian
Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared fo...
Take a Stand
The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's t...
Les Bos is Saved
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is sa...
Mexican Labor
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
Writing Eses
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote le...
Scissor Me Timbers
After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
