Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Child Abduction Is Not Funny - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Aired at July 23, 2002 · Season 6 · Episode 11

The parents in South Park become concerned about their children when they hear all the news about school shootings, terrorist actions and kidnappings. Tweek in particular is frightened by all the news and his parents almost make a prison of the house by locks everywhere in the places.When a kidnapper strikes in South Park, all children get a special helmet - a Child Tracker, so that their parents exactly their location (up to 2 meters). They also ask the Chinese owner of the City Wok, Tuong Lu Kim, to build a wall around South Park, because building walls is in his blood.


Clips from episode "Child Abduction Is Not Funny"

Below you will find 14 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.

In Our Own Backyard - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

In Our Own Backyard

Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out b...

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Keep Lickin', Dog - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Keep Lickin', Dog

The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The...

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Worse Than Child Tracker - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Worse Than Child Tracker

The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow ...

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I Don't Know You! - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

I Don't Know You!

Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.

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No Child is Safe - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

No Child is Safe

Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on...

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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You

A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children...

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The Ghost of Human Kindness - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

The Ghost of Human Kindness

The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He...

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Bang you're Dead Tweek - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Bang you're Dead Tweek

Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abduct...

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I Learned Mongolian In College - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

I Learned Mongolian In College

Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover ...

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Child Tracker - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Child Tracker

All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finis...

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So Hot and Sticky - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

So Hot and Sticky

Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mo...

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Rabble Rabble Rabble - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Rabble Rabble Rabble

The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know wh...

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Mongolian Eradicator - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

Mongolian Eradicator

Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .

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City Wok Guy's Great Wall - Season 6 Episode 11 - South Park

City Wok Guy's Great Wall

South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolian...

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