Christian Rock Hard

Christian Rock Hard - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Aired at October 28, 2003 · Season 7 · Episode 9

The boys started a rock band called "Moop", but they don't have a style yet. Kyle is more of fusion, Kenny's style is jazz and Stan has a hip hop and R&B style. Then Cartman comes up with the idea to play reli-rock, because he believes this makes it very easy to earn; you just have to make easy numbers to tell them how much they love Jesus. Kyle finds this ridiculous and makes a bet with Cartman: Whoever gets a platinum album first will win $ 10. Cartman takes action immediately.


Clips from episode "Christian Rock Hard"

Below you will find 13 short, funny fragments of this episode that were published by South Park Studios.

Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop

The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith P...

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Not A Big Deal 2 - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Not A Big Deal 2

The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped,...

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Christ Fest - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Christ Fest

Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take...

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First One to Have Platinum Album Wins - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

First One to Have Platinum Album Wins

At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock i...

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FBI - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

FBI

When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The ...

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Metallica Joins the Strike - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Metallica Joins the Strike

The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and ...

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180 Million Fans - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

180 Million Fans

Cartman enlists Butters and Token as the rhythm section for his new band.

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Flashy Inspirational Album Cover - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Flashy Inspirational Album Cover

Cartman takes Butters and Token to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude s...

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Myrrh Album - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Myrrh Album

At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's n...

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Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus

Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyri...

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Faith Plus One - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Faith Plus One

Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.

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Not A Big Deal - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Not A Big Deal

An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.

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Pleasing Jesus - Season 7 Episode 9 - South Park

Pleasing Jesus

Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it fo...

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