Stan Chooses Scientology

Stan Chooses Scientology - Season 9 Episode 12 - South Park

When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.

This short clip is a fragment from the episode Trapped in the Closet (Season 9, Episode 12)

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